Lets Make a Game Together

Lass: "something is wrong, Cresselia never had any special powers!"
All:"What?"
Lass:"According to myths, Cresselia was responsible for the light in the evening. it once succeeded in doing so no problem, but then... I guess Rotom could tell about the facts better."
Rotom: "We were just playing, we were young"
Mesprit: "Well, i was kidnapped when i was 10 seconds old, yet my actions as 14  year old (switching sides) were more helpfull then yours!"
Rotom:"wow... and i'm ageless."
Lass:"People please, we need to have the story told with all facts!"
Rotom:"Alright, here it goes... (SoP?)

Erm Eneomas may you please continue?

OFF:
Chan: " I know all laws from all times, it's my hobby, there is! There's even a law here against killing pregnant puppies!"
Melo: " Who made the law system here?"
Giratina coughs very loudly

^ best lines in the whole RPG

well... everyone can join under one condition: make an (epic)  opening for your 'main' mon.

like mesprit under the metal, nam's balloon (we're still not sure what he was thinking, we're carying it around just for the hack of it) or melo's sudden appearance.

Anyways, welcome to the team cofag, i hope you enjoy.

Ok actually Ill move from 1 place to another

?: GRAAAAW!!!
As mesprit and co. headed torwards Lunar Tower, a large entity headed towards them.
?: WHO DARES TO PASS?!
Uxie (please he is a source of info): No... not him...
Melo: Who is him?
Uxie: He is Lunix, the guardian of the Moon. He used to be an Onix, until 7 Onix from the Middle World were chosen to be the Guardians of the Sacred Worlds.
Everybody: WHAT!?
Uxie: Well... he has 6 brothers; him (lunar), Climix (weather), Spacix (space), Temporix (time), Solix (sun), Lighix (speed), and Thermix (heat and cold).
Melo: Oh Tauros shieeeet...
Lunix: I SAID WHO DARES COME?!?!
Cress: *grunts and moans weakly* It... is... me...
Lunix: MY MAJESTY!!! YOU MAY PASS!!!
As he moved over, a rainbow but transparant stairway appeared all the way to the tower. But before you started, Lunix warned that there will be dangers beyond the stairway.

Meanwhile, Chan and Fross were hating eachother, either one getting too cold or getting too hot. When they reached Temporal Space Rift, they saw Dialga and Palkia in the horizon, only to be greeted with the two World Guardians Spacix and Temporix.
Both: WHO GOES THERE?!
Both Chan and Fross in unision: We are defenders of Arceus, and we seek to--
Chan: Erm, talk?
Fross: Yes, talk.
Both Guardians: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! (references? lol)
Chan and Fross: Fine.
Both uses their respective special attack on the guardians, however, Spacix made their attacks freeze in space and Temporix stopped them in time; as well as making their physical bodies as they were hours in the past. Dialga and Palkia, though, felt the disturbance and saw a good aura in the two tresspassers.

I will write it since theres no response :/

I talked to sadoldporygon on the smogon forums in a convo and he decided to make a little story (word by word copied from da site):
Lunix (in a strong scottish accent): Aye I dunt know what happened to Master Cresselia and the bloody demon Darkrai, but Rotom the Great sure does know!
Mes: What? You know Rotom?
Lunix: Oy, Ive known him since I was a wee chap, about the age of an Earth Onix. He was the one that created all of us Onix Guardians.
Meta: TRANSLATION ERROR: 37769
WISHAM AITY GIERTTTTTT---- AUXILARY LANGUAGE/ON.
Lunix: What in bloody hell is going on with that infernal machine?!
Cress: The Moon Waves must be making Metagross malfunction due to the unstability to what it can do to electronics and DNA-related Pokemon, such as Umbreon and Metagross.
Meta: AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAAAAAAAAAAoooOOOAAAaaaAAAAAAnorthwest DirEEDirEEDirEEDirEE C-C-C-CTIIIIOOONNNNN!!! GOVERMENT SOFTWARE DETECTED! POTATO POWER ACTIVATE!
Metagross then shut off and came back on but calm and with green eyes (his power saver mode).
Meta: Im better now, Ill go contact Rotom.
[AOL Internet Modem Sound] CALLING CALLING
Rotom (on speaker): Hello? We are almost finished with the portal guys! What do you need?
Reuiniclus (on speaker): Yah Gira was a big help with the metal.
Lunix: Aye aye sir Rotom! I havent talked to you in a bloody long time ol' chap!
Rotom: Hey Lunix!
Lunix: What is thee relationship of Darkrai and Cresselia?
Rotom: Well... as I explained before it was a long story and when Cresselia was being distorted in the Creation World, she was being actually warped and vaporized slowly and painfully to the Distortion Castles. The Distortion Castles are northeast of Lunar Temple (or something like that) and are hidden in the mists of time and space. They only appear to the Chosen One of Dimensions, which I dont think anyone here is. Anyways after Arceus was done with banning Darkria from the Creation World...

Melo: "Great, so we need to do even more to save our world."
Rotom:"not necessarily, team 2 is done making the portal, so we could go. Maybe we're chosen ones?"
Mesprit:" Speaking of teams, how is team 3 doing?"
Reuni: " Those two have most likely finished their job by now, they work so well tgether!"

Meanwhile, 10 hours ago.
Lass:" Where are we?"
Chan:" the exact same place as you asked three hours ago, and the same place we will be when we keep doing what we're doing!"
Lass:" Which is?"
Chan:" Going to Dialga and Palkia without strategy, as we keep on getting sent back in time and space."
Lass:"well, do you have a better strategy then, Chandelure?"
Chan:" look at that, miss know-it-all doesn't know-it-all."
Lass:" Why you little..."
Chan:" Don't you dare pick on my height."
Lass:"Oh yeah, well I'll just do what I should've done hours ago!"
Chan:" Which is?"
Lass:" I'll just make sure you don't feel the need to follow me back there."
Froslass sent a shadow ball to chandelure, who quickly reacted by boosting a flamethrower at her. Both were injured insanely much.
Lass:" Wow, that hit really hard."
Chan:" Indeed"
Lass:" To be honest, I don't see the use of having Dialga and Palkia at our side anymore."
Chan:" The most usefull words You've said in thirty seconds"
Lass:" Thirty seconds?"
Chan:" Yes, when we were going to the two for the seventh time, you actually said that this was getting us nowhere before, which happened a minute ago now."
Lass:" Aha... so give up."
Chan:" it's the only conclusion which I can draw, as the seventies law of Piplup says:' If you can't succeed after sevenhundred and thirty-three tries, you will never succeed, and give up'"
They started to head back to Giratina palace ,when suddenly a creature jumped out of the nearby bushes.
Creature:" Don't give up hope, you need to get dialga and palkia on your side, and besides, I'm done hearing you two start bickering over and over again."
Lass:"Chan, battle poses. Who are you? What are you doing here?"
Chan:" yes, madam"
Creature:" There is no time for an introduction. But i'm on the run, and had a great hiding place in the bushes over there, when suddenly, I heard two people bickering. I went to look, and saw you two! I was glad when you left, but then, something odd happened. You two respawned out of nowhere, I kept looking. In the end, I grabbed my beach chair, put on my sunglasses, and was timing when you would enter. It took days, if not weeks, until you two got at this time, but you two seem to respawn every five minutes."
Lass>>>Chan:"aha, so they warp us five minutes further, instead of deleting our previous conversation, in which case i have a legend that seems to fi..."
Chan>>>Lass:" Not now, I've heard enough legends."
Creature: "Ahum?"
Lass": oops, go on"
Creature:" anyways, this is special, you took ten minutes, yet you haven't respawned, so either you gave up, or you succeeded.
Lass&Chan:"The First one."
Chan:" Hey, we agreed."
Lass:" Well, that hasn't happened since the fourhundred and sixteenth attempt."
Both:" ah the times..."
Creature:" done with the nostalgia?"
both: "yes"
Creature:" Anyways, don't give up."
Lass:" But we more or less lost all our willpower."
Creature:" Funny that you drop that word, My speeches are known for giving people more willpower. Anyways, You will need to get to Take a different strategy. Arguing won't help, so try to go as a team. Also, if things go wrong Don't attack! It's better to be obliterated than to be trapped in a loophole all the time.
Lass:" Well, thanks for the advice, but We're just going for the option of fleeing."
Creature:" Oh come on. You two are the perfect combination. How can you two together ever give up? The sneaky Froslass and the increadibly powerfull Chandelure. You two were made for each other. I have a dream. A dream, in which We all live happily ever after. A dream, which you and your friends have been chasing after for about half a year now. A dream, which you two can accomplish! Now there is Proof that you two are the right ones to do this job. Nobody can stop you, so why act like time is doing just that. I stand here before you, and I can tell you, that where there's a will, there's a way. And that way, my dear couple, is the way to the time space rift. Say with me: "We will succeed!"
Both:" We will succeed."
Creature:" You said it yourself, so now go!"
Lass>>>chan: "wow, that's a really good speech."
Chan>>>Lass: "ok, then let's not dissapoint."
Chandelure and Frosslass set out on their adventure another time, and left the creature behind.
Creature:" Ah, I never get tired from speeching."
Golurk:" I know that!"
The creature turned around and saw Golurk behind him.
Creature: "Golurk! But, But, how did you find me?"
Golurk:" Oh please, you always press the intercom button when you speech. But no need to flatter me, why don't you just come quietly, we will just give you another brainwash and a special trip."
Creature:" Ha, you sent me everywhere, so where are you going to send me now, Golurk? Outer Space?
Golurk:" Actually, that's percisely what is going to be done."